hpedward: I see no reason why two chicks can’t get married. Goddamn laws.

hpedward:

I see no reason why two chicks can’t get married. Goddamn laws.

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Ride My Tongue: Here Is Why I Don't Have An "Ultimate Sexual Fantasy"

grindyourpussyonmyface:

People keep messaging me and asking if I have an “ultimate sexual fantasy,” and I don’t. I know that is weird, given the sex blog, but I enjoy the simple parts of sex.

I love teasing her, kissing her entire body.

Letting my hands caress the smooth skin of her legs while I kiss her neck.

^THIS MAN DESERVES ALL OF THE AWARDS. 

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I can’t understand teens nowadays.

laughingstation:

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

You will laugh out loud!

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tltty:

this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth

this was her after ripping off the tape

and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures

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